i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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