Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Liz is crying about burritos again.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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