I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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