I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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