Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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