Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
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Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My bed smells like the plague
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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