Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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