Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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