lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My boob is missing a layer of skin
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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