Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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