Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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Send help, water and tortillas.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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