Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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