I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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