Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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