You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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