But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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