Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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