Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I touched a dick in church today
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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