Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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