Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
my being single is dangerous.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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