The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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