You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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