Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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