i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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