Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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