I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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