do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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