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what?
penguin condom
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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