All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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