I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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