Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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