Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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