I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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