You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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