Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
