Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I will be naked everywhere
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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