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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
If I had your ass I would rule the world
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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