dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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