I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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