We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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