Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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