I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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