Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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