All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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