ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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