We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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