meet me or not, i'm out of control
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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