I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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