You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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