Pappa wants mamma naked
I've blown a few things in my day
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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