i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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