it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I got inside last night via doggy door
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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