I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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